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Fellas,

The year is 2012.  In a time where women have been kidnapped, raped and have encountered sexual molestation by your words, it is not the time to ask if you can have some fries with my shake.  Leave the whistling in the 1950’s.
When you ask us “baby what’s good wit you b’sides yo fine ass” we do not get a sense of assurance that you like our bottom, we get that natural fight or flight instinct which can either end in us walking away from your pathetic attempt or can end with you in a full body cast.
Please enjoy this journalism at it’s finest.

Sincerely,

A married woman who first went on a date with her husband after he invited her to get saucy downtown.

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